I could be your perfect disaster.





The women who have married into my family are a bunch of fucking leeches. My temptation to go and physically hurt them is unreal. You hurt my mother, I will make you regret acting like a bunch of fucking high school kids. GROWN WOMEN trying to break ties between sisters, grown women who have nothing more to do than gossip and try to get their own family fired. Not only has my family financially supported them but we helped take care of their children. Fucking bastards. 

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via versallles)

That moment when you wonder why no one in your group chat is online and then realize it is 4:30am… Good night.


crawling my way to the end of this semester
crawling my way to the end of this semester

(Source: elvishness, via itsanishia)

Thank you and Goodbye. How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

(Source: hiddlesy, via amerikanedream)

Rocktard and Brotard trying lemon for the first time [x/x]

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via rawdogevans)

samdesantis:

Lil guys name is officially Mohawk. Mo for short. 💃. Photo cred 📷: charlavail

samdesantis:

Lil guys name is officially Mohawk. Mo for short. 💃. Photo cred 📷: charlavail